Archive for November 13, 2007

Depressing Book Titles

Visiting a friend, I noticed a book entitled ‘How to Clean Just About Anything.’ “How depressed were you when you bought that?” I asked. Then I started thinking of titles for other utterly depressing reads.

Washing Lines through the Ages.

100 Best Bark Rubbings.

Care for Your Rat.

Step by Step Coal Mining.

A-Z of Knitting.

100 Uses for a Loofah.

Recipes for your Cat.

So You Want to be a Traffic Warden?

Make Friends with your Undertaker.

Amazing Ideas for Margarine Tubs.

Name your Hamster.

Do It Yourself Divorce.

Piles, the Inside Story.

Make the Most of your Teeth.

50 Ways to Clear That Blockage.

Face Your Fat.

The Illustrated Guide to Infectious Diseases

Tips for Toenails

The History of Teabags

A Doily for Every Occasion.

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